As kids, we carry around a whole warehouse full of fantasies.
I never really understood why superheroes stick in our heads the way they do, but every child has one.
I remember reading a line once that always made sense to me:
“Mother is the name for God, on the lips and hearts of children.”
When I was young, I believed my Madre could solve anything.
In a lot of ways, I still do.
Her wisdom has outlived most of the problems I thought were impossible.
But when it comes to secret abilities, superheroes are still the standard.
Over the years I’ve done a fair amount of research — highly scientific, very serious — trying to figure out the perfect combination of powers.
Unfortunately, life kept interrupting the project, and I never got to finish developing the full skill set.
Which is a problem, because everybody knows having only one superpower is lame.
Let me give you a few examples.
Superman has x-ray vision, super strength, flight, and he’s bulletproof.
And to be fair, if you can lift an entire building, is that really just super strength?
That sounds like it needs its own category.
Super strength plus.
Luke Cage has super strength and bulletproof skin, which is solid.
Not flashy, but dependable.
The Hulk has super strength, can jump halfway across the planet, and he’s green.
I don’t know if being green counts as a power, but it definitely adds to the resume.
Point is, nobody remembers the superhero with only one trick.
So after years of highly scientific research, I narrowed it down to the essentials.
Super strength, x-ray vision, and the ability to fly.
Super strength because at some point in life every man realizes half his problems could be solved if he could just pick something up and move it somewhere else.
Broken car, heavy furniture, bad decisions, people…
Not saying I would use it irresponsibly, but I’d like the option.
X-ray vision would come in handy more than people admit.
Not for the reasons everyone jokes about, but because I’m tired of not knowing what’s really going on behind things.
Walls, doors, conversations, intentions.
Most of life feels like guessing.
X-ray vision would at least cut down on the guessing.
And flying… that one’s easy.
Sometimes you just want to leave without explaining why.
No traffic.
No small talk.
No waiting in line.
Just point yourself in a direction and go.
Truth is, none of those are really about power.
They’re about freedom.
Super strength so things stop feeling heavier than they should.
X-ray vision so people stop being such a mystery.
Flight so you can get away when the world starts closing in.
That’s probably the closest thing to a superpower most of us actually want.
Memoirs of Madness 