DAILY PROMPT RESPONSE

What are my favorite emojis?
None. Seriously — none.

People can’t even handle words anymore, and now we’re tossing little cartoon faces into the chaos. Half the time, they’re not listening; they’re just nodding like bobbleheads, waiting to drop some half-baked hot take.

Actual listening — staying quiet long enough to understand — is basically extinct. We replaced it with fake smiles, buzzwords, and “uh-huh” filler before someone cuts you off to argue about something you didn’t even say.

And emojis? Yeah, because nothing says I’m here for you like a crying-laughing face while you’re spilling your guts. Humanity, you’re doing amazing, sweetie.

Favorite emoji?
Middle finger.
One for mono. Two for stereo.

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